I need help removing her.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
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He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
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Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
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