dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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