mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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