I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Operation Purity has been aborted
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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