Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
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you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
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It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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