I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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