is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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