Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
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My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
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You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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