ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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