I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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