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I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.

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(570): I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet. http://tfl.nu/lza9

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Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'

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(857): Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7' http://tfl.nu/hrls

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He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.

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(901): He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had. http://tfl.nu/xizg

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what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers

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6 min

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(215): what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers (1-215): 6 min http://tfl.nu/dx1s

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It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.

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(256): It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops. http://tfl.nu/42cm

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she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"

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(716): she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you" http://tfl.nu/sv8k

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Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.

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(519): Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical. http://tfl.nu/sqyk

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Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame

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(914): Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame http://tfl.nu/j5ak

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Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before

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(717): Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before http://tfl.nu/lay4

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Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.

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(484): Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that. http://tfl.nu/p43x

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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester

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(216): blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester http://tfl.nu/2842

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Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around

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(650): Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around http://tfl.nu/5sia

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I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift

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(805): I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift http://tfl.nu/may0

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I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.

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It's definitely revenge time.

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(248): I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes. (1-248): It's definitely revenge time. http://tfl.nu/qj5v

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Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras

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(780): Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras http://tfl.nu/dst4

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