How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
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Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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