If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
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I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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