I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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