have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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