Banned from zoo.
Again?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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