it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
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i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
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