i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
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he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
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Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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