Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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