I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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