I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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