Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
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Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
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We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
The power of my boobs compel you
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
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