i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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