Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Randomize
