Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
porn star boner night. come get it.
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who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
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this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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