Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
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there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
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I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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