I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
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This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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