Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Everclear isn't food dammit
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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