Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
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So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I licked your asshole in confidence.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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