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She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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