Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
