i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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