Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
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You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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