Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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