he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
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He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
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I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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