but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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