I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
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Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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