haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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