I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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