How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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