and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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