We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
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I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
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Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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