I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
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He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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