There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Say something about gay babies.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
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I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
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She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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