Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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