i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
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is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
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You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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