Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
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well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
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Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
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