In the future we'll all be gay
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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