The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
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My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
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11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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