remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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