There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
