Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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