He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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