yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
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cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
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The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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