so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
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I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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