I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
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i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
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I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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