Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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