That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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