K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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