So drunk, too bad you don't want this
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
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med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
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230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude